Okay, here’s the plan. Seeing as how none of the four of you commented, because you’re clearly out doing important things with your lives instead of reading my Not A Blog™, I’ll just be posting my favorite archived articles. There is still time to vote, however, because I will not begin this until next week.

In the meantime, I have devised a schedule which I think will work, if I may be so bold, admirably.

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays there will be a post. Something. It might be the words “this is todays post” exactly like that with no punctuation or capitalization. It might be a story I wrote six months ago. But there will be stuff M, W, F.

At this point, nothing on Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday. No reason, anyway. Tuesday and Thursday are the blah days of the week where nothing noteworthy happens, including no updates here, and Saturday you’re all out having fun, so you’re not reading this anyway.

Sundays will be the archived post. This works out perfectly, because the new stuff is up for two days to make sure you don’t miss it (even though you know when it’ll be up, now), while the old stuff is only up for one, because you already read it.

Also, I generally post late at night for that day: that is, the post you read Tuesday, was usually posted like at 11:51 pm on Monday night. I’m going to try, instead, to post the morning of the day I’m posting for, rather than the night before. So Monday’s post won’t appear until sometime Monday morning. But definitely by the afternoon. Besides, you have all day Tuesday, now, too.

There you go. This is simply another step toward making my Not A Blog™ as similar to the lower intestine as possible: a healthy one will always move crap through with regularity.

-Ted